Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
grandma has been run over by a reindeer every Christmas eve since 1979 and frankly i’m beginning to believe it isn’t an accident
You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache
HIS WAIST TO SHOULDER RATIO I’M SORRY I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING ELSE
EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF!
Imagine you and your icon reenacting the boat scene from Titanic.
…..the “boat scene”?
…………the entire movie takes place on a boat